is your bed made


my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

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I’ve sewn some tiny pocket pins to carry my collected flowers in!

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Desolation of Smaug.Kinda sorta a bad movie really.

aah man that’s disappointing

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i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

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