is your bed made

gwnne:

my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other

so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date

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fourchu:

I’ve sewn some tiny pocket pins to carry my collected flowers in!

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crazypeoplejail replied to your post “okay[[MOR], i think it’s finally been long enough that i’ve…”

Desolation of Smaug.Kinda sorta a bad movie really.

aah man that’s disappointing

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saddeer:

i can’t wait to not have kids and spend all my money on myself

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